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an OV sufferer almost always places an intolerable
financial burden on their family. Whilst we
encourage all OV sufferers to take steps to break
their addiction, there is always a time when the
only answer is a cooked breakfast or better still
a mixed grill. In order that we may continue
to help selected individuals pleas make a donation
below. We
guarantee that every penny donated will be spent
directly on providing cooked breakfasts for known
OV sufferers.
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What's in a Name?
The English Disorder, Lorry Driver's Disease, All-day
Breakfast Syndrome, these are just some of the names for
Ovulo Carbonaresis, itself just a regional variant of the
little known Cultural Food Identification Syndrome.
The same disorder that induces British road hauliers to
eat mostly pork products can be linked directly to the
Redneck American suffering from BBB (Beans, Burger, and
Barbecue) and the masses of Germans who constantly crave a
large sausage.
The English Disorder
 This name arises from the fact that most recovering
Ovular Carbonarivores will start the long slow road to
recovery by turning to other traditional English
dishes. One dish that is just one step away from the
full breakfast is The Mixed Grill. Indeed this is so
often the first "non morning" dish for OV's that
they commonly refer to as "Methadone on an Oval
Plate" or "Going on the MOP" or "Under
the Grill".
Lorry Drivers Disease
Whilst no more than 9% of OV sufferers have work or
have worked in the road haulage industry, this is still an
abnormally high showing for any given industry, surpassed
only perhpas by the prevalence of anorexia amongst
supermodels.
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If you feel
that you or someone you know may be suffering from this
condition then contact us now
for further help & information. |
Selected books on eating disorders available at amazon.co.uk are listed below |
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breakingfree is part of Library of the Lost
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